What a loser, and to name him in the same breath as Mablak or random. Hahahahaha...

This is the first epic competition in a very long time, and it's mole shopper. Better than nothing I suppose. xD

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Quote from: TheKomodo on July 04, 2018, 03:00 PM
Maybe we should sign a petition to ban Mole Shoppers?

Mole shoppa, like torn/ripped jeans on young women, is a mere fad and will disappear in a few years.

You mean yourselves.

Mole is the most strategy & tactical based game, just like chess. Everybody who doesn't enjoy it is simply a sub-human. Unless you play on a resolution higher than 1366x768. If so, then I feel sorry for you, cuz you probably suck at jumping from pixel to pixel. Streamed 1920x1080 looks like sh*t.

Bahahaha....

Mole Shopper is a joke, my friend. It is basically a noob version of regular shopper in which you don't even need rope skills, or one could look at it as a sort of dumbed-town Team17. Much of the game is total luck and randomness and requires very little strategy compared to, say, Elite or Intermediate at high levels. The reason why so many noobs play Mole is because it's so easy and basically anyone has a chance of winning regardless of personal skill.

Luck based scheme? Dude, I would easily crush you in this scheme 300x times in a row. Everything is a skill over there
- hiding
- mole as a bumerang
- knowing when to steal, when to invade
- sprint across the map + parachute jumps to extreme extent
- the best possible executions, even with the worst weapons that you've got

Dude, I mean it. I will pay you 40$ if you ever defeat me in 20 games. Do you accept the challenge? It's so annoying to have ignorants like you, calling everything they don't know "Luck-Based". It's just sh*t mentality.

It used to be 20 games, I guess DaiNa is a little scarier than the typical opponent you face in #AG.

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Quote from: Anubis on July 11, 2018, 11:29 AM
So you are saying nobody would be able to beat you, in like ever? You are saying you are so good at Mole Shopper that nobody would be able to catch up if they tried?

THIS is what pisses me off about this topic Zalo, it's your sheer delusions of grandeur, claiming nobody could ever be as good as you ever, claiming Mole Shopper as the greatest although you haven't even played all the schemes available.

Man, I fully understand I am widely regarded as the GOAT BnG player... But honestly, if Asians suddenly flooded this game, you would find people like Anubis for warmer, Mablak for TTRR, Zalo of Mole Shopper, myself for BnG, Volcom in Roper, we would be as common as black and white, perhaps even be exceeded easily.

I have always believed that the only reason we had special snowflakes in W:A is because of lack of players. We managed to get really good at this game no doubt. But for everyone that stepped up in the past there would be dozens others if we had a bigger player-base. There is a saying, somewhere there is ALWAYS a bigger fish. I would bet all my belongings that our greatest players would not be the greatest if we had more players that played this game. This also means, the less competition/players you play with, the lower the chances are that you are the greatest because only through challenge and failure you can truly become the best. Nobody is trying to take away your proficiency in Mole Shopper, Zalo, but to be the greatest you would not need to prove it, people would know it.

Practise? It's literally T17 with moles, grab as many open spaces as possible, connect your stupid worms to move freely and block/move down enemy worms so they have to teleport to not drown/die. Be wary of air attacks and pray for good cr8 drops.

I am gonna ask HHC to do this, he probably enjoys T17.

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Quote from: Magnus on July 11, 2018, 08:55 AM

QuoteLooks like Gabriel just shredded the cheap veneer on your wall of text, and there is no substance behind it.

Just say that, because you look a lot sillier standing by your straw man argument.

I like your passion and your guile, but your heart is in the wrong place.  Mole shopper isn't even a top 3 strategic/tactical scheme.

So you attack others from behind their back? What a coward! I don't care what crap you type; you will never be man enough to challenge me in this scheme that you so call not top 3 strategic!

Well Said Magnus, That's the point that they just don't understand, and they will never be able to. We can win 1 out of 3 cave Intermediate rounds against Top Player, but there is not way they win at least 1 out of 10 Mole games against us, or against Darmin.

Hearing that Intermediate with island maps and random placements , or Elite, with 20 sec used primarly for the 2x reflex roping, are strategic based just makes me burt out laughing...

Walrus seems to have forgotten not killing a single worm in a game against me when we last played 2 years ago.

So you are saying nobody would be able to beat you, in like ever? You are saying you are so good at Mole Shopper that nobody would be able to catch up if they tried?

I am just gonna add a generic "it used to be better" paraphrase.

In FB a topic like this wouldn't even exist because nobody would quit this game when it was in it's golden age. Everyone was busy talking about the latest clans and aliases and who's the best at scheme x and why ropa was banned for the 3rd time and if someone can stop erod's 100-0 winstreak.

That is the biggest wall of text I have ever seen, I am not sure if even Komo can compete. lol

Why are there so many pictures?

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Quote from: Ytrojan on June 10, 2018, 10:16 PM
Seriously, I see 3.8's release increasing Team17's stock

Excuse me for a moment

Innocent youth is glorious. xD

Quote from: Sensei on July 06, 2018, 11:15 AM
Anubis... One thing it is to make a result in something and give up.
But to not achieve anything at all and say: "This is too easy, I'm bored" , is something completely different.

https://clips.twitch.tv/LightWealthyPigYouWHY - this is komo.

https://clips.twitch.tv/DrabTransparentKimchiRedCoat - this is what you'd call a good rocket league player.


Before sharing that crap "i have abbility, i'm awesome.. all of you are underneath me when it comes to everything i put my hands onto" -  do something to prove it. Otherwise, I'll just be around to burst that bubble you live in.
That goes for every egotripper I stumble upon. Don't take it personally.

Well, it depends how many hours he had at that point. If that clip is from the first 20 hours or something I wouldn't see that as proof he sucks, just him being new. I have no idea about this whole RL endeavor of you and Komo and I only "brag" about games I am genuinely good at. You won't see me telling you I would master RL in a couple hours since I would not enjoy the game and thus not become passionate about it. I really dislike football, I did not even watch the World Cup at all. Seems like I didn't miss much anyway when I look at the German performance, but hey, a german CS:GO team managed to go to the finals and got 2nd place in Cologne ESL One.

Quote from: oldsock on July 05, 2018, 07:50 PM
*I don't see any teams playing roper/elite/time trial rope race/bazooka and grenade.

*Playoff games are too hard to schedule for me.

*Cup games are too hard to schedule for me.

Honestly, when my hand itches to play a roper or rr I simply play offline. No point sitting in AG wasting time. I have even played BnG vs the AI and it wasn't that bad if you anchor them lol. And the AI doesn't even abuse sitters!

nino stop playing W:A all day aeeeee? You even keep plying alone when nobody is online anymore. nino the biggest addict ever.

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Quote from: Anubis on July 04, 2018, 09:39 PM
Don't bother Kradie.

How can I not bother when I believe someone's post is cynical and shallow? Things change with the times, but it's too bad that there are people that linger to a time which is passed. This does not mean one shouldn't allow themselves to begin a new and adapt with the times.

I can understand that people's memories are their pride, but they are also their weakness. With them, it prvents a person to move on from their pride. You are a prisoner of your memories,  We can long to something that made us, but we can't let it overrule our authority to become more.

You don't want to play, because it lacks the necessary ingredient for a complete experience that you once felt. It might be you who lacks the ability to add substance for a new experience.

You are right, but it doesn't change anything sadly. That's why I said don't bother. If I could I would love W:A again, but I can't because I think the majority of people are all garbage, there I said it. It's fine I don't need to play this game or like what is left. I already had my fun for more or less 12 years. Would be selfish to have it my way forever, wouldn't it? I am enjoying different games now.

Don't bother Kradie.